Anonymous said: Can I tie you facedown to your bed and eat your ass out before fucking you while you where a thong?
If you have my number and are confident that I’d say yes, I say go for it. Provided you buy the thong.
Anonymous said: not trying to die an old gay spinster what do I doooooooo
in 2014 your solution involves some combination of:
- some gauche T-shirt or fitted cap from “Nasty Pig”
- an issue of “Kinfolk” or “Apartamento”
- “Frozen” sing-a-long nights
Everyone’s looking for a “catch”, so just try to exude body language that suggests that you’re an in-demand virile maniac that would piss up the fuckhole of any hot bottom but for the right boy you’d slow down and take him to something stupid like a cotton candy stand.
"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality
so this boy said i have a really “pocho” accent yesterday
which i guess is a big step up from “gringo”
someone put me in a spanish immersion program or something
te juro que el acento fue mejor hace un ratico ;-; no sé qué ha pasao
Anonymous said: tie me up, blindfold me and edge me until i beg you to let me cum
i’d tell you to go off anon but i love a boy in a leather hood sooooooooo come on over
idk what the right social media outlet for this is
but that dude who removed the S from josé and made it joé(?) to get job offers
i want him to spit on my face and F the S out of my B hole
there, i said it
niggas with big dicks are always hell conceited, hella disrespectful, cocky af, and 9/10 times aint shit. and i love them . i truly do.
hmmm~ my favourite big dick is nothing like this *fuzzy feeling*
Drinking Thai iced tea with my Truvada