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Anonymous said: Can I tie you facedown to your bed and eat your ass out before fucking you while you where a thong?

If you have my number and are confident that I’d say yes, I say go for it. Provided you buy the thong.

Anonymous said: not trying to die an old gay spinster what do I doooooooo

in 2014 your solution involves some combination of:

- some gauche T-shirt or fitted cap from “Nasty Pig”

- molly

- an issue of “Kinfolk” or “Apartamento”

- “Frozen” sing-a-long nights

Everyone’s looking for a “catch”, so just try to exude body language that suggests that you’re an in-demand virile maniac that would piss up the fuckhole of any hot bottom but for the right boy you’d slow down and take him to something stupid like a cotton candy stand.

pioneerman:

qualitymeat brought me to this chi chi LA in SF pool party in the tenderloin cuz her name was “on the list” and everyone was just aggressively good looking. I was surprised by how straight it was, though.

just exercising my B-list muscles, nbd

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

(via ben-melech)

#iggay #igmen #igdaily #ignation #instagay #instahomo #instabeard #instascruff #homo #hotgay #hotguys #hairygay #hairymen #homoswag #hairygaymen #hairymenlovers #hairyscruffyhomo #hotguysofinstagram #scruff #scruffy #shirtless #scruffygay #scruffygayman #shirtlessguys #scruffygayguys #beard #beardporn #beardswag #beardedgay #beardedhomo #beardnation #thebeardedhomo #gay #gpoy #guys #gayfit #fitgay #feet #malefeet #malefootfetish #gayguy #gayhot #gayman #gaymen #gayfeet #guyfeet #gaybeard #gayscruff #gayselfie #gayaustralia #gaymelbourne #gayfootfetish #gayswithbeards #gaysofinstagram #gayswithiphones #gayguyswithbeards

(Source: hectograph)

cute

so this boy said i have a really “pocho” accent yesterday

which i guess is a big step up from “gringo”

but like

someone put me in a spanish immersion program or something

te juro que el acento fue mejor hace un ratico ;-; no sé qué ha pasao

YES!

Anonymous said: tie me up, blindfold me and edge me until i beg you to let me cum

i’d tell you to go off anon but i love a boy in a leather hood sooooooooo come on over

idk what the right social media outlet for this is

but that dude who removed the S from josé and made it joé(?) to get job offers

i want him to spit on my face and F the S out of my B hole

there, i said it

modelingschool:

niggas with big dicks are always hell conceited, hella disrespectful, cocky af, and 9/10 times aint shit. and  i love them . i truly do. 

hmmm~ my favourite big dick is nothing like this *fuzzy feeling*

A true San Francisco moment

Drinking Thai iced tea with my Truvada

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